stalking myself

In an effort to email one of my "followers," I was required, by Google, to follow myself.  And still, this Blogger function doesn't work for me.  Maybe they are on to me.  Maybe they know.  This "Sign-Up," "Sign-In," and "Confirm" protocol is, I suppose, Google's way of warding off stalkers and other ill-intended folks.  However, I have thus far gone unchecked by such security measures, as I have been following myself all along.  In fact, it is what I "do"—follow myself.  Out of two hundred and something visits to my profile, I'd be willing to bet that all but five or ten were made by myself.  And despite my thwarted efforts to email a fellow "Follower," I am still able to stalk myself.

Hello.  Is anybody (else) out there?